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The Rooney Mirror Test →

fitabled:

I got this in my mail today and I thought all of you could benefit from it. This test was created by Martin Rooney Founder of Training For Warriors

I have used a mirror to administer one test each day for the last 15 years of my life. As a result, I believe that I have…

— 7 hours ago with 645 notes
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1. Date a boy who makes you happy, but marry him only if he makes you laugh deep-belly rumbles that hurt your ribs as they expand outwards. Date him when he sees that you’re hurting and he gives you a moment to feel that pain like a handprint spreading across your consciousness, marry him only if he can make you smile even while you’re gross sobbing. The world is not a kind place. You will feel a lot of pain. Make sure you are with someone who makes it all bearable. Humor is an excellent gauge of intelligence. Life gets boring. Find someone who makes the banal interesting.

2. Make sure he has scars on the back of his hands, it’s a good sign he has experience either fighting or making things - creation is an act of selflessness and bruised knuckles are a good sign he knows how to defend himself. You’ve got too much soul to be handled by someone who has never been passionate. If he’s never thrown a punch, let him at least have tasted the insanity of bringing an idea into existence. Rough palms are better than soft ones, they have been salted by this earth and made into leather. Callouses are evidence he has lived, that he has broken skin and been in pain over and over and over again and still came back to the source of it. People rub against each other. Don’t marry him if he can’t handle even a little blister.

3. Before you say yes, get him angry. See him scared, see him wanting,see him sick. Stress changes a person. Find out if he drinks and if he does, get him drunk - you’ll learn more about his sober thoughts. Discover his addictions. See if he puts you in front of them. You can’t change people, baby girl. If they are made one way, it doesn’t just wear off. If you hate how he acts when he’s out of it now, you’re going to hate it much worse eight years down the road. You might love him to bits but it doesn’t change that some people just don’t fit.

4. Trust your instincts. If he ever makes you feel unsafe, don’t make excuses, just get up and leave. That’s all there is to it. It’s better to be safe than sorry.

5. If he puts money before you, he’ll keep pushing you to the bottom of the pile until you become his last priority. It’s one thing if he can’t afford what you want, it’s another if he has the cash but won’t spring for a box of chicken mcnuggets. Money and love are arch enemies. 62% of divorces occur due to economic strain. Make sure keeping you is more important than his 401k.

6. How a man treats animals is a good indicator of how he treats children. If you see him raise a hand to a dog, pack your things into a little black bag. Animals at their worst are only half as annoying as a toddler on their best behaviour. Your kids will be beautiful, but they will also misbehave. Same goes for waiters and hotel maids - if he’s rude to those who are working for minimum wage, it says a lot about how he sees himself. Patience is rare and so important. If he’s not forgiving to a dog, he’s not good for your kids.

7. If he isn’t in awe of you, he doesn’t deserve you. You are my little girl and you were born perfect. If he can’t see that, it’s his loss. There is someone who thinks your flaws power his heart. Be strong. If he asks you to change, be like like rock of your birthstone, do not waver. You are wondrous just the way that you are.

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My father’s recipe for the man I should marry (part 1/2 of a series). /// r.i.d  (via inkskinned)

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— 8 hours ago with 110470 notes

corporalclean:

hyooman:

theboywhofangirled:

queensoucouyant:

notforbreakfast:

The Font Conference. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i3k5oY9AHHM

i need to know what comic sans would look like

Watch the video.

Oh my frickin shit

wingdings is making me grow abs

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— 8 hours ago with 341470 notes
#font  #movie 

beautifulblacksheep:

williams-sonoma:

Skip the drive-through and get lucky.

DIY: Lucky Mint Milkshake

I am so glad this is mint, I thought they were making a collard green milkshake and I was so upset

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— 8 hours ago with 22218 notes

livelovehep:

sunalwaysshining:

meladoodle:

what if guys came coffee… i’ll have one ejaculatte please

I just spit out my coffee

You’re supposed to swallow it

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— 9 hours ago with 301633 notes
#latte  #starbucks 

goodbyekellybelly:

lifehackable:

Stretches that improve different aspects of your body.

ah yes, lower pain pain

I need to do this every day. Desk job ftw.

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— 4 days ago with 147326 notes
autumn-will-come:

splashmouth13:

we-smoke-the-blunts:

platypusinplaid:

America in one gif

omg the eagle exploding it

How the fuck did they get a bald eagle to wear a suit AND fist bump Steven Colbert

pistachios

autumn-will-come:

splashmouth13:

we-smoke-the-blunts:

platypusinplaid:

America in one gif

omg the eagle exploding it

How the fuck did they get a bald eagle to wear a suit AND fist bump Steven Colbert

pistachios

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— 6 days ago with 352302 notes

fast-and-fit:

motiveweight:

Junk food is engineered to be addictive - The science behind making the food that’s so bad for us taste so good…VIDEO

PLEASE READ THIS, this is why I avoid processed crap and sugars!!

I already knew this, but I seriously needed the reminder. I blame at least 50% of my binging issues on the addictive chemicals in processes food. 

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— 1 week ago with 37540 notes
#processed foods  #binge  #facts  #food 
thattallnerdygirl:

-diagonalley:

miss-darling-clementine:

simplyalexandermason:

I feel like they just conspired together…

THE WINK, THE WINK IS KILLING ME.

This is so adorable!! 

thattallnerdygirl:

-diagonalley:

miss-darling-clementine:

simplyalexandermason:

I feel like they just conspired together…

THE WINK, THE WINK IS KILLING ME.

This is so adorable!! 

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— 1 week ago with 656413 notes

I’m 24 weeks now! Only 16 more to go! I forget in pregnant sometimes and think i haven’t gotten bigger. Oh boy am I reminded when I take selfies! Look at my belly! :)

Downside is I took my gestational diabetes test. I have to go in for the three hour since my last test came out higher than 140.

I figured now would be a good time to get back into light weights and walking. Did upper body, and walked a mile! Took the poodle with me. He was so tired after our walk.

— 2 weeks ago with 1 note
#dog  #poodle  #baby bump  #mumble  #fitblr  #healthy  #walking  #gestational diabetes  #baby  #24 weeks  #personal